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MurphDog6

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Thought I would create a topic for anything stupid people see in game they can post it here..

This happened last night running Lincoln Tunnel when you defend the bomb defuser. This guy decided he couldn't be bothered anymore or he actually showed me mercy! Either way we found it funny


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That explains alot of the dead dogs I find lying around nowadays.

EDIT: One funny thing that happend in my group was that I click and hold the button to grab ammo from a crate and my agent starts to circle towards the chest but midway to it he seems to forgot where the chest actually is and starts to run in a circle round and round just next to the chest. That combined with no other agent beeing able to access the chest whilst I kept holding down the button and enyoing the ammo-circle-dance was indeed funny.

 
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I also find it funny when a civilian is in the middle of a warzone. During some of the missions I just find them running around inbetween bullets and flamethrowers, it's like "what the hell are you doing here?"

 
MurphDog6 said:
I also find it funny when a civilian is in the middle of a warzone. During some of the missions I just find them running around inbetween bullets and flamethrowers, it's like "what the hell are you doing here?"
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...or just after you finished a long, serious battle in the streets with a massive spent-shell count, some civilian appears from behind cover and says "was that a gunshot?".

 
1) The two guys having a conversation about eating rats.

Civ 1: "Sorry man, I couldn't stay couped up in there any longer. I know I said I'd stay put but I couldn't"

Civ 2: "Its ok, hey, how about something to eat...I got something good right here" (holding a handful of dead rats!!)

Civ 1: "You've got to be KIDDING!! I'm not eating that shit anymore!"

2) When Civ's get confused and although the gunfight ended a while back you get one running back and forth between two seemingly set points endlessly. 

 
quinch1199 said:
1) The two guys having a conversation about eating rats.

Civ 1: "Sorry man, I couldn't stay couped up in there any longer. I know I said I'd stay put but I couldn't"

Civ 2: "Its ok, hey, how about something to eat...I got something good right here" (holding a handful of dead rats!!)

Civ 1: "You've got to be KIDDING!! I'm not eating that shit anymore!"

2) When Civ's get confused and although the gunfight ended a while back you get one running back and forth between two seemingly set points endlessly. 
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HEEEEEYYYYY!!!! ANYONE GOT ANY BOOZE?? I'M ALL OUT!!!!!

because screaming out a 2nd story window for random alcohol in a disaster area run by gangs seemed a good idea...

 
Xeromaus said:
HEEEEEYYYYY!!!! ANYONE GOT ANY BOOZE?? I'M ALL OUT!!!!!

because screaming out a 2nd story window for random alcohol in a disaster area run by gangs seemed a good idea...
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I'd also like to know what the random Russian or Chinese Civs are saying ... bet its juicy!

 
Or that one line the yell at you "There's a lot of heavily armed assholes out there!". Everytime I hear that I shoot up to his window to make him go back inside. :71_smiling_imp:

By the way: I heard a friend of mine say, that in the German translation that line says a warning of a gang roaming the streets. Is it really meant this way in english too? Does a native speaker take the line as a "friendly" warning of armed gangers?

 
ThePassionateGamer said:
Or that one line the yell at you "There's a lot of heavily armed assholes out there!". Everytime I hear that I shoot up to his window to make him go back inside. :71_smiling_imp:

By the way: I heard a friend of mine say, that in the German translation that line says a warning of a gang roaming the streets. Is it really meant this way in english too? Does a native speaker take the line as a "friendly" warning of armed gangers?
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I take it as a friendly warning, but it could go either way depending on who's listening I guess.

 
Xeromaus said:
I take it as a friendly warning, but it could go either way depending on who's listening I guess.
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*lol* Ok...I always took it a bit personally because at the time I was the only heavily armed person on the street. :22_stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

So fast can something friendly be taken as an offense. Hehe...

 
The phone records have these three "creep" recordings which involve heavy breathing.

The first has a woman answering the phone to a heavy breather. When I heard it, it sounded weird that it didn't end with anything. Not even the woman responding with protest or an insult. At the time, I wasn't sure if that was meant to make it creeper.

However, somewhere in travels I happened on another heavy breather recording. This time a guy answering the phone to a heavy breather, which ended with the same woman berating him "it is not so funny at 3am in the morning, is it!"

Of course there is also a third recording in the series, with the same woman, in a friendly and upbeat way, putting the guy's mother on the phone to berate him.

 
Hadn't heard this line spoken AT ALL until last night. Maybe I just wasn't paying attention, but I have no idea how I wouldn't have heard this:



 
Hahaha "Who do I need to blow!?" Haha haven't heard that one before but the devs must of thought that was funny enough to slip into the game!

 
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