The unanswered question

[ChowYunFats]

FB keeps asking " what's on your mind"? So here it is:
I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out; the way to get to Sesame Street; why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps; why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"; why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed; why "abbreviated" is such a long word; why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons; why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections; and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs? And just what is Victoria's secret? You see, the world just has to keep going. I have too many questions......and do you really think I am this witty ???? ...because I actually stole this from a friend, who stole from a friend, who stole from a friend, who stole from a friend, who stole from a friend. P.S. and why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets??
 



 

 

[Oh. daesu]

I I never found out who let the dogs out

They were released from the pound when it was overrun by Rikers. In fact i was reading in reddit that the new incursion will be located there and at this stage the new incursion is called Dog Gone. Seriously, why would i lie about it.

; the way to get to Sesame Street;

Google maps

why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps;

Good point.

why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"

Psychics are yesteryear's Nigerian scammers.

; why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed;

*cough* b/c they stopped talking. 

why "abbreviated" is such a long word;

If it was short no one would abbr. it.

why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons;

They can't lie about the juice. They can with the detergent.

why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections;

Standards and procedures desensitize us from our actions.

and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?

British currency is worthless...

Where's that extra penny going to?

Brexit charities.

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

They need to sit up first.

Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Same owners maybe. Spoils the litigation goodness

Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs?

Can't sing.

And just what is Victoria's secret?

You need to peek.

why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets??

Bad hair day?

also didi you know it isnt valid to smile in passport photos?

 

[RimBlock]

why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps;

Clearly you have never tried the AT&T cell phone service..

why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"

Because they don't want to be exposed as cheats.

; why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed;

The undulation of their breathing creates a wave effect which helps to smooth the mascara.  If they closed their mouths then they would have lumpy eyelashes.

why "abbreviated" is such a long word;

To make up for the fact it is the cause for so many discarded letters elsewhere.  Karma is everywhere.

why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons;

Cos no-one wants the real flavour of lemons, just the smell.

why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections;

To make sure you die from the right thing.

and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?

Pre Brexit exchange rate  :1_grinning: .

Where's that extra penny going to?

To help people understand the difference between pennies, cents and exchange rates.

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the hearse has a pool in the back then why not.

Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Natural progression and familiarity as you grow older.

Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs?

Why are you watching me ?.

And just what is Victoria's secret?

Go to Thailand and she may show you for 1000 Bhat.

why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets??

Aerodynamics

also did you know it isnt valid to smile in passport photos ?

Yes otherwise the immigration officials would not recognise you as they ask their stupid questions at 3am in the morning after a red-eye flight.  Looking pissed off in your passport photo is a much easier match.