So this is a thing lol

[Dirtyb0mbz]

http://www.gamesradar.com/assassins-creed-plot-generator/?tag=grsocial-20

found this on Twitter and...it's just glorious 

If you get any gems feel free to post your plots 

 

[g1nt3r]

LOL

 

[Yobro2626]

Assassin's Creed: Learning With Murder is about an aggressive circus strongman in somewhere nice, but in the olden days, and their mission is to collect a mysterious globe that seems to indicate the existence of a whole new continent.

Not a bad one...

Assassin's Creed: Ennui is about a cigar-chomping Cajun fire-chief in Kowloon Walled City, and their mission is to punch a thousand horses right in the flanks.

 
I'm done!

Assassin's Creed: Fistcrime is about a cat-burglar in plague-time Edinburgh, and their mission is to jump higher than anyone else ever has. Jump so high they fly, unwaveringly into the Sun - where they discover a secret Templar compound. The games begin anew.

 

 

[g1nt3r]

lol I like the Fistcrime one, something about playing as a cat-burglar