The night before Christmas (Adult Humor)

[ChowYunFats]

T'was the night before christmas and all through the house everyone felt shitty, even the mouse. Dads at the whore house, moms smokin grass, and I just settled down for a nice piece of ass. Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I sprang up from my piece to see what was the matter. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew right away that fat fucker fell. He filled all the stockins with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer! He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart, that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart! He swore and cursed as he flew out of sight. Piss on u all and have one hell of a night!

:3_grin:

Merry Xmas everyone and have happy and safe Holiday 

 

[g1nt3r]

Haha Merry Christmas Chow, hope its a good one.

 

[DeadSockPuppet]

Walking Around in Women's Underwear by Bob Rivers

Lacey things, the wife is missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,
Her silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy.
With little straps, like spagetti.
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night.
Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin.
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say "Are you ready?"
I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town."
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress, like Madonna.
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.
Walking around in women's underwear.

Lacey things, missing.
Didn't ask, permission.
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear......